Watch a haunted house online Watch Ah, the spoof movie, a genre so rich with history and so bleak in its current form that I find the prospect of these pieces of garbage almost exhausting. Gone are the days, the heyday of the spoof, the Eighties when we were treated to the Airplane’s, Top Secret’s, Naked Gun’s and Mel Brooks’ movies of the world. Those films, penned by actual comedic talents who dissected the ridiculous nature of movie plot points and character archetypes. These parodies and there are others, I just highlighted a few have staying power because they picked apart Hollywood and the zeitgeist both subtly and overtly while displaying the patently ridiculous and razor thin line movies often walk. But that’s all gone now.  Watch a haunted house online  Sure we’ll get a Hot Fuzz 91% or Kung Fu Hustle 90% here and there. But more often these parody flicks are made just to have a not-really-funny title, a play on a popular genre like Vampires Suck 4% or Not Another Teen Movie 28%. Or the movie makers didn’t even bother with a shred of creativity and just named it Disaster Movie 2% or Superhero Movie 16%. In fact, the spoof movie culture has gone even deeper down the rabbit hole, not content with just making fun of entire genres, but drilling down to sub groups.  Download a haunted house movie  In A Haunted House, Marlon Wayans Scary Movie 2-15%, Dance Flick-18% and company have set their comedic-less laser beam on the fixed-camera/ Paranormal Activity/ things that go bump in the night movie to decidedly horrific results. In spite of myself, I actually kept waiting to laugh, feeling as if there existed, somewhere a good joke or two about these films. But instead it was your standard “farts are funny” or “ghosts smoking pot are funny” gags and it obviously looks terrible. Funny people are off doing other things. The Rotten Watch for A Haunted House is 8%

Download a haunted house movie : For better or for worse, Marlon Wayans has already contributed a good amount to the horror spoof subenre. After all, he co-wrote, produced and starred in both Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2. But apparently that wasn't quite enough for him - he wanted more. And so what we're now getting is A Haunted House. A send up found footage movies like Paranormal Activity, The Devil Inside, and The Last Exorcism, the movie is the first that he has written since 2009's Dance Flick, and by the look of the new red band trailer I wish he had decided not to pick up the pen. The restricted preview premiered over at VIBE Magazine and you can watch it below. You know what bothers me?  Download a haunted house movie  Marlon Wayans has proven that he has talent and can work with amazing directors - remember, this is the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream with Darren Aronofsky and The Ladykillers with the Coen brothers. It's cool that he's films that he wants to make I assume, but at the same time it does feel a bit like he's wasting his skills.

Watch a haunted house online : THR writes that Craig is considering the role of the leader of the haunted family, but neither nor the studio have reached a deal. It would be a big bona fide, non-Bond leading role for Craig, who had to share leading man duties with Liev Schreiber in Defiance and otherwise hasn't really established a screen persona outside of 007. Is a haunted house movie really the way to go on this one? Since it doesn't seem wise to question Bond, I'm just going to go with it. Ryan Murphy and his Glee co-creator Brad Falchuk are returning to the house that helped establish them with their long-running soapy take on plastic surgery, Nip/Tuck. Deadline is reporting that FX has given American Horror Story from Murphy and Falchuk a full 13-episode series order. The things-going-bump-in-the-night drama pilot focuses on a therapist Dylan McDermott and his wife Connie Britton who move their family into a new home. Apparently McDermott's character cheated on his wife, and the couple hopes the new set of digs will also help give them a fresh start. Unfortunately, with a title like American Horror Story, you can guess that the house is going to be more trouble than the adultery ever was. Especially when the series' inspirations include The Shining. While I've never jumped aboard the Glee train, I watched Nip/Tuck from start to finish, and despite that show's uneven track record, there's no question that Murphy and Falchuk can put together solid television. I'm also excited to see them tackling a different genre, especially since shows like Twin Peaks and American Gothic have proven that slow-burn horror can work remarkably well in a series format whether or not it finds an audience is an altogether different question. While the haunted-house concept has been thoroughly strip-mined, American Horror Story still has the potential to be something special given the talent involved. At the very least, FX seems confident, having targeted the show for a fall 2011 launch even before the show had any actors attached. Between this and Powers, FX's upcoming slate definitely has my attention.